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eBook Trillionaire Next Door: The Greedy Investor's Guide to Day Trading download ISBN: 0066620767
Author: Andy Borowitz
Publisher: HarperBusiness; 1st edition (May 2000)
Language: English
Pages: 103
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As in all these books, Borowitz presents "the essential 10 rules" of becoming a trillionaire, each of which is. .Well, Andy Borowitz probably doesn't need this book to get rich. But this is definitely a strong effort.

As in all these books, Borowitz presents "the essential 10 rules" of becoming a trillionaire, each of which is followed by a "real quote" from a day trader. Rule number seven is typical: "Control your emotions.

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Author: Andy Borowitz.

His gems of wisdom include: Never own a stock long enough to know what the company does. Brilliant satire from a very funny writer. Published by Thriftbooks. com User, 18 years ago. When one of my friends told me that this was the funniest book he'd ever read, I was skeptical, but I bought it anyway. When I kept my wife up half the night as I read the book in bed, laughing like a fiend, I had to admit he was right.

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com and becoming the number-one humor book in the United States. It also became the first book in the 32-year history of the Library of America to become a New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestseller. 2000 – The Trillionaire Next Door – The Greedy Investor's Guide to Day Trading. New York City, New York: HarperBusiness. ISBN 978-0-06-662076-3.

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He has authored the books "The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers" and "The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison sent him on a moral and ethics speaking tour throughout the Ivy League business school circuit". Books by Andy Borowitz.

The Trillionaire Next Door was Andy Borowitz's first book. It was published on May 16, 2000. The Trillionaire Next Door is a satirical guide to daytrading and getting rich quickly.

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When Getting Rich Quick Just Isn't Fast Enough!Many day trading books on the market today contain dubious advice, but never before has there been a book guaranteed to contain 100 percent dubious advice--until now.

The Trillionaire Next Door is that book. Inside you'll find: The rock-solid, scientific principles of day trading explained in language so clear and concise it's almost insulting A glossary of key economic terms for the day trader, like "mousepad" and "click" Advice for the long-term investor: which stocks to hold in your portfolio for five, ten, fifteen minutes or more Confusing, meaningless graphs and charts Bad math And much, much more--but since day traders have short attention spans, not too much more"If The Trillionaire Next Door were a stock, I'd buy it, sell it, buy it, sell it, and buy it again--it's that good!" --Stacy Gellman, day trader

Comments: (7)
Helo
This is one of his best books if you love his stuff on the internet you will really like this book. It will make you think as well.
Paxondano
Very funny book, though Borowitz has a lot of crappy humor too.
Ventelone
I LOVE this book. The author's tongue-in-cheek humour is similar to that of Dilbert Creator Scott Adams in many of his early [non-comic] books. The book is a laugh-a-second and for the relatively cheap price, it's worth it.
Auridora
This book was the worst investment of my life. Borowitz is not at all funny. It didn't even make me smile. This book is a waste of ink and paper and it's contents at the very least are downright stupid. A ten year old child has better humor. Save your money and read the daily comics, you'll be better off. I wanted to rate this book with no stars, but this form requires that field to be rated.
Felhann
When you get tired of reading through dreary stock market books, grab this one and head off to the park. Relax for an hour or so as humorist Andy Borowitz makes light of even the most serious of Wall Street's protestations as he educates you to his "The Ten Principles of Day Trading." Drum roll, please.
Of course, stocks have always been a favorite target of humorists. Mark Twain: "October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February." Or try Will Rogers: "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." The strange thing about humor is that there's usually a lot of truth underneath.
Now we get Borowitz, the satirist, in his best form to expose The *Recent* Emperor's New Clothes. From the computer cowboys riding their monitors from dawn to dusk (and into the night), to the official corporate and governmental pronouncements, to the analysts' hype, to the media's cheerleading, to our own self-delusions, everything and everyone comes in for a good drubbing. Reminds me of taking what we thought we were supposed to be serious about during the mania and hanging it out on the line for sport. Makes us look silly. And looking back at it with 5 years hindsight, you really wouldn't want to see that home movie showing how you explained to the children that you were getting rich in the great boom either. About the only sign of the times Borowitz didn't pulverize was the major TV network news programs profiling movie stars and taxicab drivers as prescient stock pickers. That just had to be the final signal that a top was near, and ranks right up there with the bellhops of 1929. A good, quick read, and a lot of fun too. Refer back to it next time things get too good to be true.
spark
This is so very, very, very funny.
There is not much I can add to the other reviews except this: maybe it won't make you laugh (one reviewer hated it) but it probably will, it is very witty, if you trade at all you will know what it is talking about.
This book is GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH !!!
Laughter is good, especially laughing at yourself in trading ... trading is serious business, but you don't have to take it seriously, it is better to keep lighthearted and clear headed. This book will make you laugh at yourself, and may help you make better decisions instead of getting caught up in spite, anger, frustration, aggravation. For that reason it is very valuable.
You won't find trading strategies or anything like that in it though, it is a comedy book.
I think it would make a great present for anyone who trades, I know that if someone bought it for me as a present I would be exceptionally pleased, there are hundreds of uncontrollable laughs in this book, and that is good for your heart.
I realise it is quite pricey, but I've paid more to see movies that weren't nearly as funny as this little gem.
Uh-oh, market's closing, gotta go......
Kazigrel
Well, Andy Borowitz probably doesn't need this book to get rich. He wrote a few better ones and has this funny website borowitzreport.com. But this is definitely a strong effort. TBnD has aged much better than the tech stock boom it pillories. It contains all the hackneyed stuff you'd expect from your average self help book. Only the narrator giving the advice? A clearly deceitful jerk who claims to be a trillionaire.

TBnD starts as a brilliant parody of self-help and obviously scammy Financial Success books, starting with a vision of what it's like to be a trillionaire--because hey, even billionaires have to answer to Congress. The writer seems in command--until he inadvertently reveals details of his personal life through carefully chosen 'examples to the reader.' Useless diagrams and five-point strategies abound--quite impressive for such a thin book. Belly laughs are guaranteed--at the start.

But then the jokes about how the writer's just a loser living with his family pile up. It's a bit too obvious. The humor about why to buy a stock gets a bit too random or falls back on overused images or replays something that had shock value the first time. If you've ever read a satirical article where the caption said it all and the rest is on autopilot, this runs out of gas in the same way, but it takes longer to. Borowitz didn't really find his groove until Who Moved My Soap, about people who really did find ways to make money in stocks. But wound up in prison. And still had a life affirming story.

Overall TBnD takes less time to peruse than one of those looping infomercials, and any humor is actually intentional. For a small investment you're guaranteed a few belly laughs, so why not. Might even help you laugh at a speculation you want to forget from the tech boom days. Borowitz deserves credit for skewering the tech boom for what it was before many actual economists, but the humor does fizzle near the end.