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by Ross Petras,Kathryn Petras

eBook 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said 2012 Page-a-Day Calendar download ISBN: 0761157557
Author: Ross Petras,Kathryn Petras
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company; Des Pag edition (July 15, 2011)
Language: English
ePub: 1670 kb
Fb2: 1624 kb
Rating: 4.2
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Category: Humour
Subcategory: Humor

Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling . Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over . million copies.

Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians. Kathryn Petras lives in Seattle.

by Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras. We receive fewer than 1 copy every 6 months. Select Format: Calendar. The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said is the bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar. Plus silly police blotter items (A woman reported Thursday that someone broke into her home and switched hardware in her computer with identical hardware that doesn’t work.

The absurdly out of touch: I’ve always lived very frugally. I flew around on a private jet. I have a boat. But I always lived frugally, (billionaire financier Allen Stanford).

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365 Stupidest Things Ever. has been added to your Cart. Ross and Kathryn Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over . Ross Petras lives in Toronto.

The perennially bestselling, jaw-droppingly harebrained 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar is a hilarious .

Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over .

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Kathryn Petras (Goodreads Author). It’s a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. sportscaster Martin Tyler.

Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest . I get a page a day calendar every year and they usually disappoint me, but not this one. It has been hard not to look too far ahead but so far so good.

From the authors of The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top Ten Lists, the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar is a hilarious roundup of famous people—sports stars, politicians, entertainers—saying really dumb things.  The absurdly out of touch:  “I’ve always lived very frugally.  I flew around on a private jet.  I have a boat.  But I always lived frugally,” (billionaire financier Allen Stanford). The jaw-droppingly dense: “How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene . . . you know, where you were running down the beach?” (Jessica Simpson to Pamela Anderson). Plus ineffective window signage (Everyday High Price!), odd re´sume´s (Qualifications: twin sister has accounting degree), unnecessary mattress warning labels (Do not attempt to swallow), and more.
Comments: (7)
Marad
I like this calendar because it is very amusing, and they make it easy to contribute items to future calendars. When I see an error written in the paper I simply e-mail them and as a result I have seen my name on a calendar page as a contributor. They only use real published or spoken info, some from foreign menus that are really funny. The frames vary in color but are sturdy. I've never had a problem with them lasting all year.
Marelyne
I've been buying this as a Christmas gift for my husband for more than ten years. He puts each day's up on his bulletin board at work, and people stop by--some every day--to read the newest one. They thank him for putting some humor into their days. If I quit buying this daily calendar, my husband wouldn't be the only one objecting.
Shadowredeemer
Standard desk equipment for me. People stay the stupidest stuff, regardless of their political, religious, gender, educational, artistic, grammatic, national, or whatever bent. If you're an absolute loyalist to anything, there will be at least one page that will offend you ... unless you're an absolute loyalist to the notion that everybody has their idiot days. Or lifetimes, in some cases.

I snorted Dubonnet out of my nose the day I read:
COWBOY ACTOR IN CLASSIC WESTERN: "Gimme a shot of red-eye."
FRENCH SUBTITLE: "Un Dubunnet, s'il vous plait."
greed style
I bought this calendar as a gift for my son, who is in the military and deployed overseas. Many of the quotes in this calendar are from celebrities or politicians and with him being in the military, he can use all the laughs he can get! I've had one of these calendars in past years and some of the quotes are hilariously funny and others just make you shake your head in wonder. Great calendar for someone who loves to make fun of our politicians and celebrities! Turns out they are just as human as the rest of us!
Mmsa
I really look forward to seeing what the good folks at "stupidest" have come up with to greet me each day. Two things I MUST have every morning in order to start my day... coffee and this calendar. More times than not I read the daily page to my wife. I'm not sure how anyone with a sense of humor could EVER do without this calendar once they've had one!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Best money ever spent... ever!!!
Tiv
We love this calendar year after year. It is a Christmas tradition for my husband to get this calendar in his Christmas stocking. We enjoy it all year long. As a bonus, if you buy a calendar from this company, you get a free online calendar from a list of calendars so it's like 2 for 1 when you buy this calendar.
Asher
My father requests this as a Christmas gift. For the past ten years, I've obliged. He keeps the calendar at work and all of the people in his office look forward to the stupid things that people have said. My parents have some of the past stupid things posted on their fridge, and we still laugh at them.
Kind of disappointed in how much this thing depends on titles and references for you to understand why something is funny. The majority of these aren't very funny and those that are more of a WTF funny. Definitely not going to get this again.